Friday, March 16, 2012

The Exponential Increase in Worldwide Douchebaggery and the Role of Social Media - A (effin' awesome) Research!

Note: This blog post is not supposed to be read by people who are sensitive to foul language.I shall not be sued if anything contained in this post is considered offensive... otherwise get ready to take yer medicine!


INTRODUCTION


A significant increase in the use of profanities like; Fu*k you bi*ch, Shut the Fu*k up a**hole, You piece of sh*t etc has been witnessed in the past few years. The cause for the increase of such sh**ty behavior has not been found yet, however research work is under process. All the ethics experts are trying to work their a**es off to get to the fu*kin' root of the problem but seems like all their attempts have been going down the drain. Literally.

It was after the awful failures of such experts that I had to take the matter into my own hands. The thesis that would be proved through the research is whether a link exists between the social media and the use of such shi**y language.


LITERATURE REVIEW

Since this is the first ever endeavor at finding out the link between two such utterly opposite phenomenon, there hasn't been a SOB who happened to write anything on the topic. So lets just forget the effin' literature review!

For the purpose of this research, we take into account the most reliable of all sources... TWITTER!

You know if a celebrity as much as fa**s, it takes Twitter by storm. So you know there's nothing on Twitter that cannot be placed reliance upon.

When Twitter, and more specifically Rob Delaney, did not exist, the social media used to be much more... Miley-Cyrus-ish... of course when she was still with Disney.

However now, everywhere you see, it's full of profanities... even Miley Cyrus herself!

When Twitter was not there, people had to (yes, it's a shame but they had to) meet each other personally and there was no virtual wall between them that hid their faces from each other.

Now, when there is a virtual wall that helps you save yourself from all the kicks in the nuts, people have gone effin' crazy! They don't know sh*t about jokes, and all they write about is bon**s and stuff! I mean c'mon! We are so effin' civilized lot of people, we don't have to indulge in such sort of sh*t!

Seriously! It pi**es the hell outta me! Such language... such disrespect for Grammar... such obscenity! It's all effin' ridiculous!

CONCLUSION

So now that I've provided the users of my report with enough evidence regarding the link between the social media and foul language, I hope they'll know that this sh*t ain't gonna stop and it's gonna get even worse... even worse... and even worse!

Bonjour!